Bad Christmas Gifts

Contest Info

  • Started: 12/24/2008 22:00
  • Ended: 12/27/2008 23:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 22
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
Bad Christmas Gifts
Contest Directions: Bad Christmas gifts are something we all have received at one time or another. Maybe it was a pair of hand knitted socks from your Aunt Gladys or a battery powered lock de-icer from your 31 year old son. Whatever it was, we all remember them.
In this contest you are asked to create bad Christmas gifts any way you like. E.g. electric powered rubber ducky bath toy or junior lasik surgery kit, etc.

Contest Info

    • Started: 12/24/2008 22:00
    • Ended: 12/27/2008 23:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 22
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
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  • Frying Ants Christmas Gift

    Frying Ants Christmas Gift
        • It feels so wrong, but I used to have a lot of fun back in day...
        • Getting the critters to stay still is the hard bit!
        • This would have sold like the pet rock!!
          Back in the day, today all the P.E.T.A. tree huggers would fire bomb the factory and all the toy stores in protest.
        • Congratulations on the magnificent win, NGM!
  • Paris Hilton's New Wii Game

    Paris Hilton's New Wii Game
        • The game will blow your mind... if you inhale enough! Hold your breath, call now. Operators are standing by!

          =========
          P.S. Freaking great work!
        • I Think "Wii Bong!" would sell more units.

          It's catchy and has a nice beat.

          -Dick Clark 'American Bandstand'
        • Silver congrats, Bee, mighty great to see you in top 3 again!
        • That's Kewl!
          I wish I could get mine to be that consistent All The Time!
  • Potty Time Children's Book

    Potty Time Children's Book
        • laughing my arse off "Uncle Larry Craig'!s" How much did they pay him to endorse it... wait a minute, he probably paid them! LOL!
        • Get Your Kids ready for tapping before their shoes can even touch the Floor!
        • Congratulations on your first trophy, Geoff!
  • Motorcycle for Disabled Man

    Motorcycle for Disabled Man
        • "Just what ah always wanted Son....50 years ago"
        • DC got wood! Congrats!
          and Happy Belated Birthday!
        • Thats right Azure lol ;^)Been there.

          Thanks Newsy! I was in 1st for the longest
          time, what a thrill that was.

          [Edited by User on 12/28/2008 7:52:38 AM]
  • Hand Held Wireless Slide Rule

    Hand Held Wireless Slide Rule
  • Christmas Gift for Husband

    Christmas Gift for Husband
  • Coffin Christmas Gift for Grandma

    Coffin Christmas Gift for Grandma
  • Baby's First Bunsen Burner

    Baby's First Bunsen Burner
  • One Free French Fry McDonald's Gift Card

    One Free French Fry McDonald's Gift Card
  • Wall Street Gift Certificate

    Wall Street Gift Certificate
        • rolling on the floor with laughter magic stock picking dart!
          "one per ... "

          Totally genius concept!
        • I think I am going to print this for a gag gift...lol
  • Bill Gates Windows Vista Christmas Gift

    Bill Gates Windows Vista Christmas Gift
        • Billy will make money from it if anyone can
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • OJ Simpson Cluedo Game

    OJ Simpson Cluedo Game
  • Babies Get a Chainsaw For Christmas

    Babies Get a Chainsaw For Christmas
  • Truckload of Ties for Dad

    Truckload of Ties for Dad
  • Empty Box for Xmas Present

    Empty Box for Xmas Present
  • Cobra Christmas Present

    Cobra Christmas Present
  • Used Refrigerator Planter Box

    Used Refrigerator Planter Box
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Christmas Gift for Obama

    Christmas Gift for Obama
  • MS Dos Floppy Disc Present

    MS Dos Floppy Disc Present
  • Grandma with Obama's Song and Dance School CD

    Grandma with Obama's Song and Dance School CD
  • Boiling Lava Kids Pools

    Boiling Lava Kids Pools
  • Evil Christmas Present Ideas

    Evil Christmas Present Ideas
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This contest is fueled by the following news: At times, it is very difficult to choose a Christmas gift - after all, this holiday is fairly new for us and it is not known to us how our ancestors celebrated this holiday. Which gift would be appropriate to present to our loved ones at Christmas? Let's start with history. The tradition to give gifts at Christmas has existed for more than two thousand years and it was started with the wise men who came to bow before the baby Christ and presented him gifts: gold (as for any king), labdanum (as for a person, who is directly related to God) and the very precious ointment myrrh (as for a dead person). Thus, all the gifts from the wise men had a deep symbolical meaning. Take an example from them - let your gifts be interesting! For example, the Christmas greeting card bought in a shop. What could be more banal and more typical? But, here is a possible way to show some creativity and sharpness. In the early days, people made the greeting cards themselves. And now, thanks to greeting card shops, where greeting cards are sold in the millions, people give each other identical cards. Try to make a Christmas cards on your own, even if it does not look as aesthetic as the work of professional artist, but it would be your creation, and your kind relations towards the person will, by all means, be embodied in it. Even if you do not a wish to make a card on your own (if it's not your forte) signing a ready-made greeting card with the author's wishes is a sacred thing for everyone. Better, of course if it includes verses and also prose. Try to put your soul into the greeting - then it would necessarily come true. Christmas is the great feast set in the memory of the birth of Jesus Christ in Bethlehem. The birth of Christ is one of the important Christian feasts, celebrated in more than 100 countries in the world. The first information about the celebration of the Birth by Christians relates to the 4th century. The issue about the actual date of the birth of Jesus Christ is disputable and ambiguously solved among the church authors. Possibly, the selection of the 25th of December is connected with the profane solar feast "Birth of the invincible sun" falling on this day, which by accepting the Christianity in Rome become new in meaning. According to one of the modern hypothesis, the selection of the date of birth took place by the reason of the simultaneous celebration of the incarnation of god (conception of Christ) and Easter by earlier Christians; correspondingly in the result of the summing up of 9 months to this date (25th March) The birth comes on the day of the winter solstice. The feast Birth of Christ has five days of fore feast (from 20th to 24th December) and six days of post feast. In the eve of a feast, or in the day of the Royal hours of the feast (24th of December) a special strict fast is observed, which is called Christmas eve, as on this day a dish of boiled wheat, rye or oats mixed with honey, or porridge mixed with honey is added in food items. As per the tradition, the fast of Christmas Eve ends at the time of the appearance of the first evening star in the sky. The Old Testament prophecy and events related to the Birth of the Savior are recollected during the Royal hours of the feast. Christmas divine serves are performed three times: during midnight, sunset and in the day time, which symbolize the Birth of Christ in the bosom of God the Father, in the womb of the mother of God and in the heart of each Christian.