Captain Squirrel Army | | Captain Squirrel of Bravo Company receive his Medal Of Honor for a successful mission. |
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Army turtle | | Slowsky took his mine gathering seriously. (Based on the Comcast DSL Turtle "Slowsky". You can view a Slowsky family commercial BY CLICKING HERE) |
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Turtle Tank |
S.L.O.W.
Subtle Lumbering Overland Weapon
The military's newest covert weapon in the war on, well, anything that doesn't run too fast.
Full view is twice as big and half as slow... |
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Gorilla Warfare | | Don't let this dude get you in his sights. Also, don't steal his bananas. |
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Squirrel Battalion | | Rodent Battalion( Now you don't have to throw the grenade, just give it to the little critter for delivery...lol |
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Rhino Tank | | Rhino Tank, Well it would save on fuel.... |
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Sloth Stealth | | When Sgt. Sloth takes point, we advance about 1/10 of a mile every day. |
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Border Collie Sniper | Smaller dog: "Uhh, 17 Mph NW; we have affirmative from border collie 7, fire.."
Large dog: "fire, fire, fire.."
Smaller dog: "hit, target down, border collie 7" |
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Eagle Osama | | The Eagle gets the Drop on Osama Bin Forgotten..Goodbye! |
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Osama Cat | | Think maybe the cat can get the job done? |
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Brazil's army has started drafting a low-tech but effective transporter for its Amazon operations to complement its modern military arsenal -- water buffalo.
The sturdy horned animals can easily carry supplies and munitions in remote areas where there are no roads, fuel is scarce, or rivers are too shallow to navigate, officers say.
"The buffalo have had excellent operational results and increased the distances we can cover," General Eduardo Dias da Costa Villas Boas, the chief of the Brazilian Army in the Amazon, said on Friday.
They weigh about 500 kg (1,100 pounds) and can carry the same amount, he added.
Each base along the border was sent three water buffalo last year. The program will be expanded once tests of newly designed cargo packs are completed.
The Army gets the docile and disease-resistant animals from Marajo Island, a land mass the size of Switzerland at the mouth of the Amazon River. Portuguese settlers brought them to Brazil from Asia centuries ago.
"They don't require gasoline or special food. Buffalo eat anything," Villas Boas said.
