|
|
Air Bacon | Ensure your safety by riding the PIG equipped AirBacon. Where Pigs Fly, Terrorists won't.
Note: Islam prohibits being buried with pork. |
| |
|
|
A new brand of air hostess | | It was decided that air marshalls were not enough. A new wave of highly trained air hostesses was draughted in to protect our skies. |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lucky 13 | Newsmaster this is dedicated to you since you gave me the idea and yes I used the same base image from the first post but that's what we base all of our chops on
P.S. I also got to use a picture of me from Last Halloween.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
Secret Service Escort | | It's during those month-long transcontinental flights that the Secret Service agents really earn their money. |
| |
|
|
New Terrorist Seats | | The seats mandated for use in new airline construction assure that any "suspicious" activity will be severely punished. |
| |
|
|
|
|
Volunteer Airlines | Instead of coming up with ways to protect airline passengers, a new airline, Volunteer Airlines, has a unique way of dealing with terrorists. It's up to the passengers to protect themselves. Hey, at least you get a great price on tickets!
View full size. |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
