Funny News in Pictures Nov 27 - Dec 3, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from 11/27/06 - 12/3/06.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. It seems our old friend Britney Spears flashing was more than many of us expected to see in a public setting and she is now trying to recover what's left of her career by covering herself. Man, I have news for you, Britney. If you behave like a slut, don't expect that something like Britney Spears panties pictures will magically save your career. I know what I would do if I was Britney, I would claim I was allergic to cotton and make a new record.
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Funny Year In Pictures - 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from 1/1/06 - 12/31/06.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. It seems everyone was trying to make the news in 2006. Saddam was sentenced to hang, Nicole married some hick singer, and Britney got caught without her panties on. Personally, I think it was a pretty good year in pictures.
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Funny News in Pictures Nov 20 - Nov 26, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from November 20, 2006 through November 26, 2006.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. It seems our old friend Kramer, has showed his true feelings in a public forum and is now trying to recover what's left of his career by hiring a 'Crisis Expert' to bail him out. Man, I have news for you, Kramer. If you behave like a racist pig, don't expect someone to magically save your career, unless that someone happens to be a veterinarian, who'll fix you and put you in a pigsty where you belong.
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Funny News in Pictures Nov 13 - Nov 19, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from November 13, 2006 through November 19, 2006.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. [ He might have missed out on the White House, but Al Gore is in contention for an even bigger prize: an Oscar. An Inconvenient Truth, the former veep's documentary about the potentially devastating effects of climate change, is among 15 films making the shortlist for the Best Documentary Feature category for the upcoming Academy Awards, Oscar organizers announced Thursday. ]
I don't remember much about Al Gore except he claimed to have invented the internet once. He also has helped Adobe out by pushing for the Paperwork Reduction Act of 1995, which paved the way for the adoption of electronic document standards and the ascension of PDF. Well, Al may never get a Nobel Prize for his labors but he just might land an Oscar.
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Funny News in Pictures Nov 6 - Nov 12, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from November 6, 2006 through November 12, 2006.
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An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here.
Model and actress Denise Richards, best known for her body, had a rage fit on the Canadian film set of Blonde and Blonder and threw two laptops over a balcony injuring two elderly ladies. Apparently she at some point spotted two paparazzi working in a balcony and rushed to confront them. In the fight Richards became violent and threw two laptops off the balcony, of which one was owned by the paparazzi. Unfortunately, they landed on two elderly ladies, aged 80 and 90. The younger was in a wheelchair. ]
This contradicts everything I know about Denise (except her name). I always figured she was a sweet little Hollywood actress. Now I read she is attacking little old ladies with hardware. Last April she divorced Charlie Sheen claiming his behavior was 'erratic'. Well, Denise, throwing laptops at old ladies is certainly not normal behavior. May I suggest some anger management classes? A visit to ophthalmologist may be due, as well as buying a book "21 Main Differences Between Old Ladies and Paparazzi." Oh yeah, and maybe you should try to smooth this incident over by donating a few hundred crutches to the nearest retirement village. That way, next time you throw laptops at them, the old ladies can run away faster.
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Funny News in Pictures Dec 11 - Dec 17, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from 12/11/06 - 12/17/06.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. It seems Mr. Perfect, Donald Trump, is quite the party pooper. This is the same guy that has always been a big pro wrestling fan. In fact, Trump has had a long-running relationship with the WWE and Vince McMahon. Trump Plaza served as the site of WrestleMania IV in 1988 and WrestleMania V in 1989. He had front row seats at both events, as well as at WrestleMania VII in 1991 from the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena and WrestleMania XX in 2004 from Madison Square Garden. In an interview given weeks before WrestleMania IV, Hulk Hogan referred directly to Trump when he exclaimed, "Thank God Donald Trump's a Hulkamaniac!". Well he may be a big Hulk Hogan fan but apparently he's not a big booze and sex fan.
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Funny Pictures of 2006 pictures - Get ready for New Year's by creating images containing "2006" using any elements other than numerical fonts (examples could be products, people, buildings, etc. formed into a "2006")
Funny Oscars 2006 pictures - Photoshop the 2006 Oscar nominated films any way you like - add unusual twist to movie scenes, create the advert based on a movie, magazine cover, change the actors, etc. And now that we are a year older, see what Oscars 2007 photos will show us.
Funny News in Pictures Oct 30 - Nov 5, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from October 30, 2006 through November 5, 2006.
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Researchers believe wine drinking leads to a longer life according to this news article. I read that article and I have a few problems with it. First of all, it seems these really smart lab guys did their research on worms and very fat mice. I for one believe worms and fat mice live long enough as it is. The only time I want to see a worm live longer is when he's on my fishing hook. And as for fat mice, well, I don't want to fatten up any of them around my house. I think these researchers could use their time and money more wisely by trying to find a way to improve the taste of spinach or lessen the effects of drinking too much wine. There is a silver lining to all of this research though. Now big fat winos will have the luxury of living longer. Mel Gibson will definitely live forever.
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Funny News in Pictures Dec 18 - Dec 25, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from 12/18/06 - 12/25/06.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. It seems everyone is trying to take Christmas carols out of Christmas. Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I just don't get it. In my opinion Jingle bells is the greatest Christmas Carol ever written and should be played all through the holiday season.
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Funny News in Pictures Dec 4 - Dec 10, 2006 pictures - Create images of something that happened in the news from 12/4/06 - 12/10/06.
An example of a recent news story that could be used can be found here. What? Gates replaces Rumsfeld? What are they thinking? I mean, Bill Gates is a very smart and cagey businessman and he is also very rich. However, I am not really sure he is the best man for the job of Secretary of Defense. He has been running Microsoft Corp. so long, I don't think he can even type. I ask you, who wants a secretary that can't type? What? It's Bob Gates, not Bill Gates? Oh. Well that's different. Never mind.
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2006 NASCAR Holiday Calendar funny pictures - 'View full' probably goes without saying. Thanks. / "Full view" is the word here indeed. NASCAR buys Hallmark Great job. / i like the august month.... it is very coool month to me......... / Definitely "Full View" to see all the diffent holidays that have been added to the calendar. Hmmmm....I wonder if we will start getting those days off from work. .. / greetings to all you nascar fans out there / Checker Auto Parts 500 is on my birthday
Psycho 2006 funny pictures - Psycho 2006 recast with Courtney Love and Matt LeBlanc source image here Full View / very nice idea, love the blanding, excellent work / Movie critics said this version of Psycho had too many "falling stars" / where in the world did you come up with that duo. So bizarre, awesome job. / The lighting on this is worth taking a second look at, Beautiful Hitchcock chop.
2006 World Chess Championship funny pictures - Maybe this will speed up the game. Sharpened up Vladimir as per Newsy's comment. Thanks / The composition is absolutely brilliant. I just wish Kramnik's figure was not so blurry. Love the changed Chess Championship Logo too EDIT: Much better now. / I can almost smell victory. ...oh wait, that's not victory... / - So how was your match with Topalov. Kramnik: I felt like Energizer bunny - kept going, and going, and going... / I just get so blurry inside this porta-john. / You mean this Energizer Bunny. / "C'mon, c'mon, either sh1t or get off the pot." / wash your hands before playing chess mr. Vladimir Kramnik
2006 FIFA World Cup funny pictures - Hope You Like It.
Jack 2006 funny pictures - Jack Dempsey (please view full)
2006 Soccer models funny pictures - fair play, pls... / what is the strange object that is floating and sending a odd reflection.
2006 NASCAR Holiday Calendar funny pictures - 'View full' probably goes without saying. Thanks. / "Full view" is the word here indeed. NASCAR buys Hallmark Great job. / i like the august month.... it is very coool month to me......... / Definitely "Full View" to see all the diffent holidays that have been added to the calendar. Hmmmm....I wonder if we will start getting those days off from work. .. / greetings to all you nascar fans out there / Checker Auto Parts 500 is on my birthday
Psycho 2006 funny pictures - Psycho 2006 recast with Courtney Love and Matt LeBlanc source image here Full View / very nice idea, love the blanding, excellent work / Movie critics said this version of Psycho had too many "falling stars" / where in the world did you come up with that duo. So bizarre, awesome job. / The lighting on this is worth taking a second look at, Beautiful Hitchcock chop.
2006 World Chess Championship funny pictures - Maybe this will speed up the game. Sharpened up Vladimir as per Newsy's comment. Thanks / The composition is absolutely brilliant. I just wish Kramnik's figure was not so blurry. Love the changed Chess Championship Logo too EDIT: Much better now. / I can almost smell victory. ...oh wait, that's not victory... / - So how was your match with Topalov. Kramnik: I felt like Energizer bunny - kept going, and going, and going... / I just get so blurry inside this porta-john. / You mean this Energizer Bunny. / "C'mon, c'mon, either sh1t or get off the pot." / wash your hands before playing chess mr. Vladimir Kramnik
Mardi Gras 2006 funny pictures - / "I am Anna, and this is the King." "No, you're not." "Yes, Siam."
2006 funny pictures - 2006 / "I am Anna, and this is the King." "No, you're not." "Yes, Siam."
2006 funny images - Have A Safe And Happy New Year / "I am Anna, and this is the King." "No, you're not." "Yes, Siam."
Soccer Kick World Cup 2006 funny pictures - Hey man, you gotta keep your eye on the ball.