Unlike humans, most animals have their eyes on the sides. The reason is simple - such construction allowed animals to be on their guard, proving better survival by observing predators on the sides. Today we'll place their eyes where the nature did not intend them.
Take any animal and place its eyes on the front of its head instead of on the sides.

September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. 'Celebrations' of this Day started 1995 by John Baur ("Ol' Chumbucket") and Mark Summers ("Cap'n Slappy"), of the United States, who declared that on this day everyone should talk like a true pirate. The parodic tradition caught on and turned into a yearly holiday, to the great joy of the pirate fans all over the world. So remember when you see your co-workers this Friday, instead of usual "Hello" greet them with "Ahoy, me hearty!"
Take any official sports (or casual sports activities like jogging) and turn them into pirate sports. Arrrrr, photoshop, mateys! Reckon th' best sea dog in this contest will win DUBLOON! The second best buccaneer will get th' silver, th' third one th' bronze, an' th' fourth one some wood! Many thanks to pcrdds for the themepost.

Create images of something that happened in the news during September 5 - 18, 2016. Please note that this particular contest covers two last weeks instead in one.
In the Creator's Comments, it is mandatory to link to a news story. You should use this format to make a link: [URL="http://SomeNewsSite.com"] news title[/URL]
Keep the BLACK as is, replace GREEN with the link, and replace the RED with the news story title. Many thanks to hobbit90 for the themepost.

It's the Freak Show time of the week... Get your whips ready and get the freaking circus started! In this contest you can photoshop and exhibit anything you wish (standard site rules still apply). This is basically a weekly exhibition of your creative works with no "contest restrictions". Many thanks to SplatShot for the themepost.

Sad news from France today - the world's first partial face transplant patient died in Paris. Isabelle Dinoire was 49, and lived 11 years since she got the transplant in 2005. In her honor we are doing a rerun of our famous partial face transplants contest.
In this contest you are asked to perform partial face transplants on celebrities. The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another. Many thanks to JannaR for the themepost.

Create images of something that happened in the news during August 22 - September 4, 2016. Please note that this particular contest covers two last weeks instead in one.
In the Creator's Comments, it is mandatory to link to a news story. You should use this format to make a link: [URL="http://SomeNewsSite.com"] news title[/URL]
Keep the BLACK as is, replace GREEN with the link, and replace the RED with the news story title. (Themepost image credit: Fox News)

August 26 is National Dog Day dedicated to appreciating and admiring dogs in our lives and promoting dog adoption. To celebrate National Dog Day and Freaking News, photoshop dogs into any famous movies (take any famous movie and turn it into a dog movie by changing its main characters for dogs). Many thanks to jagandy82 for the themepost.